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John Mason School (JMS) is a secondary school with sixth form in the town of Abingdon-on-Thames, Oxfordshire. Named after English diplomat and spy Sir John Mason, the school opened in September 1960. It shares its sixth from, JMF6 Abingdon, with Fitzharrys School, another secondary school in Abingdon. As of December 2024, the school has an enrollment of 1002 students.
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