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Hawke's Bay United was a professional Association football club based in Napier, New Zealand. HB United most recently played in the ISPS Handa Premiership – a semi-professional franchise based league, which ran independently of the winter club season. Local winter clubs provide the player pool for each franchise. Their home stadium is Bluewater Stadium.
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Sir Alfred Fernandez Yarrow, 1st Baronet, was a British shipbuilder who started a shipbuilding dynasty, Yarrow Shipbuilders.
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