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{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}
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