{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
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